Xi Xi F E R Novels

· Modern Film Emperor vs. Pop Icon: A Hilarious Rom-Com · System Plays Matchmaker · Pop idol Ruan Zhi picked the wrong day to go out. An anti-OOC system dropped from the sky and bound itself to him without warning. System: *To prevent authors from derailing character arcs, I, the Anti-OOC System, exist to eliminate all OOC behavior! From now on, I’ll give you the script—stick to the lines! Any OOC = electric shock, max voltage~* Ruan Zhi: "..." WTF?! ——— Film Emperor Du Cangsheng recently joined a wildly popular reality show where six guests pair up as fake couples to live together for three months. As he debated his choice, the rising star Ruan Zhi suddenly marched over and clasped his hand tightly. Du Cangsheng: "." Tears welling up, Ruan Zhi delivered his system-assigned domineering line: *"Hmph, man, your husband is right here. Who else would you pick?"* Du Cangsheng: "?" Ruan Zhi’s fans: "?!" Du Cangsheng’s fans: "??? " Shipper accounts (already locked in their OTP): "WOOHOO!!" ——Reality Show Skits—— Ruan Zhi had always maintained a sweet, cute pretty-boy image—until fans realized their darling son/husband was actually a dramatic method actor. Especially after pairing with the Film Emperor for three months as lovers. He never broke character. Day 1: Ruan Zhi took Du Cangsheng to his hometown’s hillside. *"My love, behold the empire I conquered for you!"* Day 2: In the kitchen, Ruan Zhi hurled a French fry at Du’s feet. *"Wretched disciple! Take your Violet-Qing Sword and LEAVE! Next we meet, it’s WAR!"* Day 3: Shaking a half-asleep Du awake, Ruan Zhi gasped: *"Where’s Eunuch Wang?! A trespasser in the Emperor’s bed?! EXECUTE HIS NINE GENERATIONS!"* Day 4: ... Then one day, the Film Emperor tweeted: @DuCangshengV: *"Now you’re part of those nine generations."* @RuanZhiRoger