Hu Lu Jiang Novels

As the saying goes, slacking off feels great in the moment, and slacking off forever feels even better. Jian Wu, one of the victims of the ultra-intense, exam-oriented rat race, resolutely joins the slacker brigade after yet another failed postgraduate entrance exam, opting to fish (loaf around), tend flowers (live idly), and wait for death at home. Then he breaks up with his childhood sweetheart of seven years. In stark contrast to Jian Wu, Song Shuci is the undisputed king of overachievers. The kind of king who considers anything outside studying or working a complete waste of time. After the breakup, Jian Wu silently leaves their shared home—and the city that held years of their love—carrying only his turtle. Until one day, behind the glass panel of a school conference room, he sees Song Shuci again. The man is tall and poised, every bit the elite intellectual as before. The usually aloof dean is trying to recruit Song Shuci with shockingly generous offers, but the latter remains indifferent, clearly uninterested. Yet just as Jian Wu turns away, he hears him say: *"I’d be happy to join your school."* --- B Medical University, located in a remote area, has always had mediocre faculty. Landing a heavyweight researcher like Song Shuci instantly sparks a heated discussion. Colleague A: *"The new Professor Song looks so hot in his lab coat!"* Jian Wu, deadpan: *"It’s been covered in mouse poop."* Colleague B: *"Professor Song is so efficient and approachable! He replies to messages super fast."* Jian Wu scoffs: *"Yeah, he’s fast—especially when sending angry rants."* Colleague C: *"I heard Professor Song is still single. Whoever dates him is so lucky."* Jian Wu rolls his eyes: *"Only an idiot would want that kind of luck."* --- Half a year later, Jian Wu and Song Shuci post a photo of their ring-clad hands clasped together. Colleagues: *"???"* Jian Wu replies: *"I’m the idiot."* Song Shuci takes his phone, wrapping his arms around him from behind: *"I heard you’ve been telling everyone I’m ‘fast’?"* ---

Everyone knows that the Obstetrics and Gynecology Department of Jihua Hospital affiliated with A Medical University has two deputy chief physicians who never see eye to eye.Jiang Xu and Shen Fangyu have been fiercely competing with each other—from their first year in university to their PhD graduation, and even through residency and job title evaluations. If one scored 96, the other scored 97. It was a relentless battle, each unwilling to let the other outdo him.In the end, they even had their eyes on the same girl.Unexpectedly, before their competition yielded any results, the girl came out as gay, holding her same-sex girlfriend’s hand and smiling cheerfully in front of them.After three months of pointless rivalry, the two straight men were devastated. Drowning their sorrows in alcohol, they drunkenly ended up in bed together.The next morning, Jiang Xu struggled to get up, his back almost broken. After a brief mental breakdown, he resolutely decided to forget the whole incident.Three months later, noticing his abs were gone, Jiang Xu looked at his urine test report, unable to believe his eyes as he looked in the mirror."Ugh—"First confrontation–Shen Fangyu touched Jiang Xu’s forehead, “You don’t have a fever. Is today April Fool’s Day?”Then his face was swollen for seven days.First time calculating the due date–Shen Fangyu couldn’t help but laugh: "How about that, the due date is really on April Fool’s Day."Jiang Xu, with a cold face, replied: "It only shows that our encounter was a joke."On April Fool’s Day–The strong smell of alcohol filled the air. Jiang Xu asked irritably, "Can you do this?"Dr. Shen, always the cheeky one, replied: "Don’t worry. I swear by my years of medical practice, if you don’t make it off the operating table alive, I’ll pay for your burial plot."Jiang Xu turned his head: "Who the hell is afraid—"An oxygen mask was placed over Jiang Xu’s face, silencing him."I can’t kiss you now, but I’ll always be with you."As the sharp scalpel sliced through his lover’s body, Dr. Shen’s usual nonchalance was replaced with pure love in his eyes."Though this child is born on April Fool’s Day, believe me, I’m not here to joke around.""Dr. Jiang," Shen Fangyu said, "I love you."Guidelines:1. Sweet, exciting, HE, both are virgins.2. Continuously icy, intermittently queenly bottom × continuously goofy, intermittently loyal top.3. Written for relaxation, sweet and pampering, career plot is SFW.4. Medical professionals and hardcore researchers beware, logical absolute purists beware. However hard I try to rationalize men getting pregnant, it’s inherently illogical.5. Main storyline goes up to the delivery; parenting is in the extras and won’t be extensive. Be mindful if you’re sensitive.6. Setting is fictional, fictional, fictional! Important things said three times. The hospital system in the story loosely references our country’s system but has been modified for the plot, so please consider it a parallel universe. Don’t nitpick, if you nitpick, you’re right.7. Open to guidance, not to uninformed interference; open to identifying issues, not to imagined problems.8. [Highlight] The bottom's career is not affected by pregnancy and childbirth. Any imagined plot to the contrary is your own; don’t impose it on my work, thank you.Prequel "Glory Returns: My Ship Became Canon," please bookmark~Superstar Fu Xinghui is known within the industry as a model worker. In his thirteen-year career, through sheer hard work, he has become the company’s most profitable star.The boss, having made a fortune thanks to this model employee, realized that Fu Xinghui was almost thirty and had never been in a relationship. So, he decisively sent him to a dating reality show.All the female guests on the show were stunningly beautiful, but shockingly, Fu Xinghui ended up being interested in a male guest.The male guest was none other than Ji Lang, his co-star from his debut movie, who he hadn’t seen in ten years.Ten years ago, fans thought Fu Xinghui and Ji Lang were a real couple, but they swiftly ended the rumors and had no contact since.Ten years later, fans had accepted the reality that they were not familiar with each other. But after the show, Ji Lang confessed to Fu Xinghui.Fu Xinghui remembered that when Ji Lang was sixteen, he was sick and feverish, lying in bed with misty eyes, asking, "Bro, do you take care of other people like this? Are you this good to your other brothers?"Like a pitiful, wet kitten.But Fu Xinghui didn’t expect that someday, this kitten would grow into a mighty tiger.Until twenty-six-year-old Ji Lang pinned him to the bed, eyes still red and voice slightly hoarse, but what came out was a close, intimate threat.“Bro, if I’d known you liked this…”He said, “I wouldn’t have pretended anymore.”

1. At firstXie Zhizhou: "There's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time."Ji Ze'en: "I'm homophobic."The former silently opens a certain melodramatic NP danmei radio drama and hits play.One certain top's voice is exceptionally cool and elegant.Very much like someone..."Homophobic?"Xie Zhizhou looks at Ji Ze'en's reddened earlobe with a half-smile.2. Later"Let me give you a full physical examination," Ji Ze'en says softly.Button by button, the shirt is undone, and Xie Zhizhou is stuffed with a copy of Diagnostics.The boy's teasing voice brushes past his ear: "Read."A lighthearted story filled with all kinds of little medical jokes, depicting the happy daily life of medical students of reading booksA story about a prodigal son turning back for priceless redemptionA story about medicine discouraging people from pursuing it (not really)A story about love and idealsA super sweet campus romanceMain couple: a cold, top student campus heartthrob from clinical medicine top× a sunny, outgoing "heartthrob" from forensic medicine bottom