Luo Shi Yi Novels

Also Known as #Even Ghosts Fear My Poverty# Zhuang Jiu, in a state of utter destitution, lands a new job. A real estate conglomerate’s representative sternly tells him: “Mr. Zhuang, your job is to live in a haunted house and broadcast your daily life—food, lodging, and all activities must be under the camera’s scrutiny, with little to no outside contact. This is a high-risk position with a monthly salary of 100,000. If you last three months, are you sure you want to accept?” Zhuang Jiu looks surprised and blurts out, “You’re giving me free room and board... and paying me? How can something this good exist?” Representative: ??? --- Not long after moving into the haunted house, Zhuang Jiu realizes a pair of fox ears has inexplicably grown on his head, along with a large, fiery-red tail. Trembling, he calls home: “Dad, I think I’m experiencing some kind of genetic throwback... Do we have any supernatural ancestry?” Father Zhuang: Nope, but we do have the bloodline of the God of Poverty, complete with an innate poor-as-hell buff. Zhuang Jiu: ??? --- At the toll of ten o’clock, the ghostly master of the house appears as usual, day after day, year after year—except this time, he immediately senses something off. On the living room sofa, a human boy is struggling to comb the tangled fur of his fluffy tail. In his fervent brushing, the boy loses balance and plummets headfirst to the floor. Dazed from the fall, Zhuang Jiu looks up into the ghost’s pale, gloomy face and eerie violet eyes. “...” After a pause, he tentatively asks, “Big Bro Ghost... mind giving me a hand?”

Have you ever met a true villain? With his unparalleled intellect, he toys with the protagonists, silently dismantles your personality, and watches with a cold, smiling face as you descend from despair to death. In the end, he merely scribbles a single, dismissive line about you in the script: "Wrap." A thrill-seeker who brings art into reality, manipulating hearts and mastering fate. 【This is the first villain you’ll face. In the future, there will be countless high-IQ antagonists like him. Are you ready?】 At first: Luo Shiwei declines emphatically: "Nope, can’t, impossible.JPG" Later, under the relentless training of villainous bosses, Luo Shiwei achieves a new title: #The-taskmaster-who’s-more-ruthless-than-the-villains# #First-love-pick-me-I’m-super-sweet, no-feelings-no-money# #Just-wanna-make-you-crash# #How-a-straight-guy-was-forced-to-become-a-white-lotus-scheming-bottom-by-villains#

"The Nine-Tailed Cat" Yuan Shu-Jiu transmigrated into a cannon fodder character in a novel, a green-tea scheming bottom. Before he could do anything, he ended up in bed with a stunning beauty due to a sudden heat cycle. The next day, he discovered the man was none other than the sickly, short-lived, and powerful younger uncle of the scum top. Worse still, he soon realized... as a male cat, he was pregnant! Yuan Jiu-Jiu cursed loudly, packed his bags, and fled. --- Ming Jin-Huai, the head of the Ming family, wore a charming smile beneath his peach-blossom eyes, hiding a ruthless and unyielding nature. A bloodthirsty business tycoon, rumors swirled about his countless romantic escapades. But few knew he had only ever truly desired one person. After a bewildering night together, he became addicted, yearning to take responsibility. Believing they had been dating, he was instead told it had been purely a physical fling—then promptly abandoned by his first love. For the first time, Ming Jin-Huai’s smile faltered. All he wanted was to drag this little troublemaker back and teach him a proper lesson! Four years later, Yuan Shu-Jiu returned on his own. He came back without the "ball," just a litter of pets. Ming Jin-Huai observed for days, watching him walk a Samoyed around the neighborhood—his child nowhere in sight. The tycoon finally snapped. Ming Jin-Huai: "You ran away with the 'ball,' so where is it now?" Yuan Jiu-Jiu pointed at the fluffy creature on a leash: "Right here." "???? Samoyed???" Yuan Jiu-Jiu roared: "What Samoyed?! This is a cat! My son has snow-white, long, fluffy fur, long legs, heterochromatic eyes, and unparalleled beauty—just a bit chubby, that’s all!" ...That’s all. The "Samoyed" burst into tears and refused to reconcile with his father. The child’s father: "..." CP: A serene, breathtakingly beautiful nine-tailed cat bottom × A charming, untrustworthy, flirtatious big beauty top with peach-blossom eyes and a dangerous smile. Warnings: Sweet, unrealistic dogblood fluff where everyone loves Yuan Jiu-Jiu. Romance is 1v1. No logic, pure silly sweetness, and Mary Sue tropes. The author’s skills are limited but try to improve—skip the first few chapters if you want faster comedy.

Completed. One-sentence summary: I ended up happily ever after with the scum top's backer. Synopsis: Renowned actor Qi Yinian, terminally ill, wakes up to find himself reborn three years later—now as Yue Ci, a disgraced and abandoned young star left in the dust by a scum top. From that day on, the scum top, accustomed to toying with emotions, noticed the name "Yue Ci" popping up more and more—from his lovers, his white moonlight, even his cousin’s lips. Then came his engagement banquet... Superstar Yue Ci, now at the pinnacle of the entertainment industry, appeared arm-in-arm with his new boyfriend. Staring at the aloof, distinguished man beside Yue Ci, the scum top suddenly blurted out, "Father." #After being dumped by the scum top, I became his stepdad# #I got my happy ending with the scum top’s dad# #Slapping the scum top is just a bonus—our real goal is dominating the entertainment industry# Heads-up: Set in a modern entertainment AU, this story is overwhelmingly suave, shamelessly OTT, with a protagonist who’s a natural flirt and a certified heartthrob. Expect constant power struggles and rivalries among suitors vying for the MC’s attention. Proceed with caution if this isn’t your cup of tea. Final CP: A calculating, high-status older top x a self-proclaimed "total top" who charms everyone as a crowd-pleasing bottom. The official top is the scum top’s adoptive father (no blood relation).

Have you ever met a true villain? The art-manipulating hedonist: "The art you adore is nothing but a tool for my profit." The ageless chessmaster: "Everyone is just a pawn on my board. I like you, but reason tells me you should be eliminated." The refined scholar conducting experiments for academic pursuits: "True love is the most fascinating subject, and Stockholm syndrome is the most viable path to verify it." Later, the quick transmigration task executor, Shi Pianxing, enters these worlds. He pushes the hedonist to the brink of madness, Calculates until the chessmaster’s rationality collapses, And awakens the latent masochism in the cold-blooded scholar, leaving him helplessly in love. Yet the instigator, Shi Pianxing, calmly destroys them with his own hands, crafting perfect endings for each story before moving on to the next world. Shi Pianxing: "You're high-IQ villains—I'm the villain crusher." The cover features Shi Pianxing. There are more villains than the three mentioned—spoilers prevent details—but each world involves battles of wits, with villains having dramatic exits, shining in glory and dying when destined.