Xiao Wen Dan Novels

Heir Lin Songyu becomes comatose after a car accident. "Heaven's Will" approaches him, revealing that the world's favored son, Xie Zuo, was also gravely injured in the same crash. Born parentless, Xie Zuo needs care until recovery to prevent destabilizing the world order. Lin Songyu: *Me? Serve someone else?* Heaven's Will: *"Do you want to wake up?"* Lin Songyu reluctantly agrees—but insists on a new face. There's no way he’d wait on some penniless brat with his real identity exposed. Later, he not only tends to Xie Zuo but also bears his child before being forced to fake his death. ... Xie Zuo, orphaned and widowed young, struggles alone in poverty raising his child. When his son falls ill during an unavoidable academic conference, he reluctantly brings the boy along. Midway, the doors swing open, and the late-arriving investor commands the spotlight. The arrogant Lin Songyu’s gaze locks onto the child cowering by the wall. Spotting him, the little boy hides behind heavy curtains, sneezing from dust, eyes reddening. Lin Songyu’s face darkens. "Sorry." Xie Zuo carries his son away. Onlookers assume Lin Songyu dislikes unprofessionalism and flatter, *"Ban him from future meetings."* "Shut up." Frozen in place, Lin Songyu sees only those teary young eyes and hears the man’s soft apology. *Who are they? Why does his heart ache?*

Arrogant deities automatically erase all memories of mortals upon conceiving a child with them. Thus, the absent-minded and magic-deficient Tea God Bai Qingyu, faced with his son’s question—“Dad, do I have a mom?”—scratches his cheek in confusion: No idea. Rumor has it the city offers better schooling, so to secure his son a superior education, Bai Qingyu decides to follow the bricklayer next door and takes his child to the city to seek work. A kind soul recommends him for a nanny position in a mansion—good pay, and he can bring his kid along. Only catch? The master of the house has a terrible temper, is picky to a fault, and hard to please. * After losing his memory from a fall three years ago, He Renyuan grew explosively temperamental. The new nanny, with his innocent face, airs diapers on his balcony, turns the garden into a vegetable patch, and even raises chickens… He Renyuan erupts in fury every day. The mansion staff tremble, waiting for Bai Qingyu to get fired. Three months later… He Renyuan attends the parent-teacher meeting for the nanny’s son. Returning from the meeting, He Renyuan falls into deep thought. Why does everyone assume this kid is his own? * He Renyuan loves tea; Bai Qingyu is practically steeped in it—He Renyuan swims three times a day in the pool Bai Qingyu just used! Bai Qingyu: I really am good tea! He Renyuan: “...”

[Completed, Super Sweet!] 1. After being away on business for three months, his wife is two months pregnant. Lu Xiao stays up all night. The reckless third young master of the Lu family, as seen by outsiders, stubs out his cigarette and says to Meng Xuehuan, who frowns slightly, "I’ll quit. Won’t smoke in front of you from now on." 2. On her first day in the entertainment industry, Meng Xuehuan and Lu Xiao got married—a business arrangement, with an agreement to divorce once she became famous. The duo blew up, and Meng Xuehuan presented the divorce papers. Lu Xiao scoffed, "Famous? This is just the beginning." Two years later, Lu Xiao left the industry to go into business, and Meng Xuehuan planned to divorce. Lu Xiao: "No rush. I need a stable marriage to face the shareholders." Lu Xiao went abroad to expand his ventures, while Meng Xuehuan was diagnosed with a false pregnancy. Even a false pregnancy could determine the "conception" date. He hadn’t planned to say anything to avoid disrupting Lu Xiao’s work, but Lu Xiao found out anyway. Meng Xuehuan recalled, "It was two months ago… the night you secretly came back." Lu Xiao didn’t tell Meng Xuehuan that, seeing him asleep that night, he had softened and didn’t go all the way. But not entirely—his fingers had still worked him over thoroughly. Luckily, he’d made it back that one night, leaving him the dignified role of becoming a father. 3. Lu Xiao quietly took care of Meng Xuehuan through a month of false pregnancy symptoms. Before he could do anything else, Meng Xuehuan had another false pregnancy. ?!?! Lu Xiao snapped in an instant, spiraling into madness and driving his wife away. Meng Xuehuan: Oh no, he’s going to find out I’m a bee queen. 4. Later, when Meng Xuehuan really was pregnant, Lu Xiao calmly stated, "In spirit, I’m already a father of three." (The "shou" has bee spirit lineage, with a unique pregnancy mechanism. Mind and body, 1v1.)

A stunning beauty suddenly transmigrates to ancient times and gets bound to a tech-tree system. *"Can’t you bind a workaholic instead?"* System: *"Hurry up and move! Don’t you want electric lights?"* The beauty: Critical hit. System: *"If you really don’t want to work, just have a baby and transfer me to them."* The beauty: *"You mean…?"* *Give birth yourself!* The beauty closes his eyes. *"Let me consider it."* Watching him slack off relentlessly, the system cries: *"Heaven sends no sage—eternity remains in darkness!"* *Go find that child a father!* Lazing in the courtyard, the beauty points skyward and declares: *"Sages have no fathers—conceived by divine grace!"* The next moment, the emperor, affected by a love curse, falls from the sky. The beauty: *Unbelievable.* Year Three of Pingjia—the emperor tours the south, passing Yangzhou, where the people prosper and education thrives. Officials praise the governor for his benevolence: *"Not a soul is left uncared for!"* Then, a two-year-old toddler stumbles forth, begging for food. *"Three bowls—one for me, two for Dad!"* The little voice chimes. The emperor’s gaze darkens. *"Where is your father?"* *"In bed."* *"Paralyzed?"* *"Huh?"* Never did the lofty emperor expect his wife and child would be begging. Little prince: *"I’m super good at begging!"* Lazybones: *"Enough, kid."*

Jiang Li, the cold and beautiful academic genius from University A’s medical school, has two secrets. 1. His pheromone was colorless and odorless, yet it render all Alphas impotent. 2. He suffers from severe stage fright—so severe that his breathing becomes irregular, preventing him from completing his graduation defense. The defense requires a panel of 33 professors taking turns to question candidates, with no exemptions unless one applies for a grading-based evaluation in late pregnancy. Jiang Li: That’s a good solution, but— By chance, a friend introduces him to soothe the pheromone storm of a mysterious, irrational Alpha. Surprisingly, someone can actually smell his pheromones without losing potency—and is even calmed by Jiang Li. Six months later, at University A’s graduate defense session: Jiang Li stands with a slightly rounded abdomen and pale lips, avoiding eye contact with the panel below. By the end, his clothes are drenched in cold sweat. His research is flawless, and the room falls silent as the grading system prepares to announce a perfect score— Suddenly, a deep voice echoes from the back row. "On the night of December 3rd, were you really in the lab?" Cen Lang flips open the lab log, presses a slender finger against the date, and raises cold, questioning eyes. Jiang Li’s phobia flares up. Clutching the table, his face turns ghostly pale. "...Yes." What, can’t I still drag myself out to run an experiment? Cen Lang has endured pheromone storms for twelve years, leaving anyone near him during episodes with chronic neural pain. Until one day, a fleeting deity descends. Only to leave him a counterfeit. Cen Lang folds his hands, gazing lazily at Jiang Li with dangerous intent. "Those who dare lie to me—" Jiang Li: "Can I draw a vial of your pheromones?" Cen Lang: "...Fine."

One second leading the team to win the Esports World Cup, the next second transmigrating into the virtuous stepmother of a wealthy family. Zhong Lu: Do I have a death wish? Sleeping till noon, pouring a glass of water, standing behind the gaming-addicted stepson watching him play a game, and after ten seconds, Zhong Lu calmly evaluates: Noob. Cheap son: ??? * Huo Zhehan, in order to discipline his spoiled son, enters into a contractual marriage with an educational psychologist. After a day of meetings, he opens the camera to check the psychologist's progress in disciplining his son. The expected scene of warm homework tutoring does not appear. The living room looks like a battlefield after an explosion, with the psychologist verbally sparring and his son jumping around frantically. Huo Zhehan calmly presses the exit button, then clicks back in. No miracle occurs. * After a carefree summer vacation, Zhong Lu prepares to divorce when, during spring cleaning, he finds a prenuptial agreement. "Party B must assist Huo Yu in passing the college entrance exam, with the minimum task for this phase being to help Huo Yu complete his summer homework." Penalty for breach: 30 million. He grabs the cheap son: "How much summer homework is left?" "Twenty essays, eight exercise books... Are you going to teach me?" Zhao Zhong Lu, the academic slacker: "..." Huo Zhehan returning from a business trip: "Just as well, I don’t want to divorce either."

The great beauty, gentle and elegant, actually just wants to retire and enjoy her life.On the surface: The scheming beauty is climbing up the social ladder again, smiling so charmingly at the party.In reality: Cheers to finishing this drink and retiring.However, the drink was drugged, and she ended up on the wrong floor, being taken advantage of all night. CEO Lu unilaterally announces that he will compensate her. Lu Qin: Offer him a drama, let him endorse things... but no entanglements. The great beauty being chased with resources: ? Stay away from me!Helplessly, the domineering CEO is unreasonable, and the great beauty reluctantly shoots another film, only to find out halfway that she's pregnant.The great beauty is shocked and dumbfounded, while Lu Qin blocks her on the set every day: I'll invest in another film for you, and we'll be even.Pei Rong: Is it never-ending?! She runs away.President Lu gradually realizing his feelings: Where's my significant other??Two years later, the great beauty proactively brings back the unwanted kid.“Can't look away for even a second, and he's eating grass off the ground.”“This kid can't be kept.”“It's your family’s species, you raise it.”The dog man and the unwanted son look at each other.Then, using some advanced parenting skills, they gain some status in the heart of the great beauty.Surface noble but actually rough seme* scheming but actually just wants to retire salted fish beauty uke.Warnings: Old-fashioned genius baby, but not to the extent of playing a hacker.——————————Completed work "Irritable E-sports God Becomes a Wealthy Stepmom"One minute leading the team to win the E-sports World Cup, the next becomes a virtuous stepmom of a wealthy family.Zhong Lu: Am I tired of living?Slept until noon, poured a glass of water, stood behind the internet-addicted stepson watching him play games, ten seconds later, Zhong Lu calmly commented: Noob.Cheap son: ???*Huo Zhehan, in order to discipline his spoiled son, marries an educational psychologist by contract.After a day of meetings, he opens the camera to check on the educator's progress with his son.The warm scene of tutoring did not appear.The living room looked like a bomb site, the educator verbally attacking while his son jumped around.Huo Zhehan calmly presses the exit button and reenters.Miracles did not happen.*Zhong Lu partied for a summer, and when preparing for divorce, finds a prenuptial agreement during a big cleaning.“Party B must tutor Huo Yu to get into college, with a baseline task of completing Huo Yu's summer homework.”Penalty fee of 30 million.He grabs the cheap son: “How much summer homework is left?”“Twenty essays, eight exercise books...you're going to teach me?”Academic underachiever Zhong Lu: …”Huo Zhehan returning from a business trip: “Just in time, I don’t want a divorce either.

After losing his memory in a car accident, Shang Jing stared at the only contact named "Husband" on his phone and fell into deep thought. According to his memos, he was an undeniably devoted but unappreciated lover who, after secretly marrying his idol, cooked, cleaned, and worked odd jobs to support the household, only to be criticized for his cooking. Meanwhile, his idol had countless scandals and treated him with extreme coldness. Shang Jing: "Screw this! I’m done being a simp!" Until he received the hospital bill and checked his bank balance, forcing him to pick up his phone— "Husband (●′ω`●), I’m at the hospital. Come get me." Heh, before the divorce, he’d make sure to pay him back tenfold! While filming, the renowned actor He Jiang suddenly received a selfie from someone in the hospital. The person called him "husband" and asked him to pick them up. What kind of scheme was this now? Looking at the familiar face he hadn’t seen in years, he replied, "Alright." After losing his memory, Shang Jing became domineering and mischievous, finally avenging his past humiliation as a simp. He Jiang accepted it all, becoming more and more like a model husband. Shang Jing sneered inwardly, making plans to divorce and split the assets. Until he received a strange text— "Can you return my phone?" Turns out, he had picked up the wrong phone in the car accident—it belonged to an obsessed fan of He Jiang, and the memos were full of personal delusions. Mortified, Shang Jing fled with his luggage overnight, never wanting to see He Jiang again! He Jiang chuckled, "You came to me yourself and now you want to run?" Not a chance.

Severely face-blind Gu Changyi cross-dresses as a woman and is arranged to marry a fool. Gu Changyi: *Help! The fool is one of a pair of twins—how am I supposed to tell them apart?!* The fool gets beaten trying to protect him: *Kiss me, wifey, and it won’t hurt anymore.* Gu Changyi: *Fine. What does a fool know anyway?* The fool ruins a dress gifted to Gu Changyi by a love rival. Gu Changyi: *It’s fine. What bad intentions could a fool have?* The fool accidentally consumes poison meant for Gu Changyi: *Wifey… help me.* Gu Changyi grits his teeth: *Fine… Ugh, men can’t get pregnant anyway.* Two months later, Gu Changyi finds his belly growing: *Foolishness is hereditary—can’t keep it.* Shen Kan, who’s been pretending to be a fool for years, kneels until the washboard breaks: *Wifey, I was wrong.* Gu Changyi smiles: *I’M the real fool here!!!* --- Shen Kan endured years of hardship pretending to be a fool, with only Gu Changyi never looking down on him, shielding and spoiling him. But after losing his heart, Shen Kan discovers—his wife is a man. Shen Kan: *My wife, my burden to bear.* Then, he realizes Gu Changyi is face-blind, carelessly giving gifts meant for him to his twin brother. Shen Kan: *My wife, my patience to muster.* Finally, Gu Changyi gets pregnant but worries the child will inherit Shen Kan’s foolishness—urging selective breeding. Shen Kan: *What now? Is it too late to admit the truth?* **Too late. Your wife’s gone.**

Xie Yu Bo died young and was reborn as the privileged scion of a modern wealthy family, having once been a flourishing imperial advisor in the Liang Dynasty. The only catch—he’s blind. In a modern society where science reigns supreme, the Xie family stands at the forefront of technology, leaving no room for superstition. Unable to resist his compulsion for divination, Xie Yu Bo secretly sets up a fortune-telling stall on a pedestrian bridge when his family isn’t looking. If anyone asks, he claims it’s just employment for the disabled—blind massage therapy. One day, his eldest brother suddenly decides to inspect his younger brother’s “blind massage” business. He even brings along his CEO friend. Xie Yu Bo hurriedly opens shop, maintaining his professionalism: “Please strip completely, thank you.” Meanwhile, he secretly opens his third eye in his mind: *So handsome!* The CEO, holding his suit pants: *I have a feeling he’s not actually blind.* A seemingly blind but irresistibly flirty bottom × A domineering top who gets teased until he can’t take it but retaliates—only to suffer because the other is “blind.” Double rebirth; the bottom is blind but has a golden finger (special ability), opening his third eye as needed. Note: This work is purely fictional. Believe in science, not superstition.

Transmigrated into the body of a puppet emperor lingering in the opera garden, the regent is strong and cunning, pressing step by step. On the first day of ditching and sneaking out of the palace, he picked up a very handsome fool. The fool was poisoned by ×, and Chu Zhaoyou, being soft-hearted, was caught for detoxification. Later, he discovered that this fool was the regent and cried upon learning the truth.It is said that the regent would search the world for someone, and upon finding them, would cherish them immensely. Chu Zhaoyou: Forget it, he even threatened me to abdicate today.At the beginning.Chu Zhaoyou: I have to hide it, being a puppet is already unworthy of ancestors, becoming the regent's male concubine is even worse.Later, he discovered he could get pregnant.Chu Zhaoyou: I have to hide it, the regent is ambitious, once the crown prince is born, my life will be over.Later again, his belly grew big.Chu Zhaoyou: I have to hide it... sob, can't hide it anymore.Searching through the crowd for him thousands of times.Silently pampering top × completely insensitive to the emperor bottom.

Rich second-generation Shen Qingran has never lifted a finger in his life and can’t tell crops apart—he’s never even carried a dish to the table. Transmigrating into a farming novel, he becomes a lazy, sharp-tongued… female supporting character. Because of his weak constitution and parasitic lifestyle, his mother disguises him as a girl and marries him off to his battlefield-returned fiancé in place of his younger sister. After being divorced, he starves to death. *“If he finds out your identity and stops feeding you, you’ll starve.”* His mother’s exact words. They say transmigrators must seize the plot to stage a perfect comeback. Shen Qingran is livid: *What plot? The whole book is just farming!* Might as well wait for death. After starving for a day without work, Shen Qingran grits his teeth and heads to the field to weed the sugarcane patch. One swing of the hoe—the weeds remain, but the sugarcane stalks snap. He refuses to believe it… An hour later, Shen Qingran guiltily sticks the entire field of flattened sugarcane back into the soil. Let him breathe. *“Divorce me, or you might starve,”* Shen Qingran tells the man who comes looking for him. *“Dream on.”*

Meng Luo's little ambition—to become a prominent general or minister and leave a name in history. Just as he was diligently climbing the ranks, his belly grew big. A wise man knows when to yield. Meng Luo decisively fled with the "ball." Halfway, obliged by a favor, he had no choice but to return under a new alias. But this identity seemed to have a flaw—the entire capital knew he was impotent! Meng Luo: "...Life is so unforgiving." Not long after Chu Huaiyin ascended the throne, A distant official returned to the capital, exposing a long-planned rebellion. Rapid promotions followed, eventually making him chancellor. Only... he bore a striking resemblance to Meng Luo. Chu Huaiyin: "Minister, haven’t we met before?" Meng Luo covered his belly and took two steps back: "I’m impotent! I didn’t! Don’t slander me!"

Su Huai is covered in cheat codes, except for acting. Before even stepping into the entertainment industry, he was mocked into quitting. Hoping to vent his frustrations in a virtual entertainment industry level-up game, he finds his acting is so bad that even in-game purchases can’t save him. Lu Wuge debuted at fourteen, won awards by seventeen, and countless boys and girls grew up watching his dramas. With his looks and talent, he has charmed audiences of all ages. By sheer coincidence, Su Huai becomes the assistant of the award-winning actor Lu. Game notification: *Congratulations! You’ve reached the final challenge to becoming an award-winning actor: the bed scene.* Su Huai: _(´ཀ`」 ∠)_ Gotta gasp convincingly. System: *Sorry, lack of emotion—zero points.* The long-watching award-winning actor: *I’d give it full marks.* Su Huai: …We’re just gaming here—don’t get so close. 1v1. Sweet.

Two years after graduation, Su Changting lost a bet and shamelessly ate watermelon on the military training field of thousands of freshmen, smiling as he stirred up envy. White shirt, black tousled hair, bright eyes shining like the sun, lips curled as the sky dimmed. The freshmen, sunburned to near-fainting, half felt their hearts tremble, half glared daggers at him. The set of watermelon-eating photos flooded university social media within an hour. In a national-level lab, Lu Tingzhou, whose homepage was just spammed with these images, nearly dropped his test tube. Two years. With trembling hands, he took off his lab coat and went to catch someone. Sleeping with me and then running away? Not that easy. Su Changting: "...the melon dropped."