The Returned Cubs Are All Villains
Xiu Sheng
(1) Waking up, weapons R&D engineer Ruan Shiqing found himself a wanderer on a garbage planet. Starting with one kid, all equipment scavenged. Ruan Shiqing: "...Fine." Raising a kid isn’t easy, so Ruan Shiqing returned to his old trade, diving into the noble cause of recycling trash and turning waste into treasure. (2) On the garbage planet B3024, a tucked-away repair shop gained interstellar fame. Rumor had it that as long as the price was right, the owner could forge any weapon. From a penniless time traveler struggling to feed himself and five kids, Ruan Shiqing skyrocketed to the top of the interstellar black market’s rich list. He packed his bags, tucked the little ones into the spacecraft, and prepared to show them the capital planet. But as soon as they left the port, seeing wanted posters everywhere, Ruan Shiqing’s head slowly sprouted a question mark: ? Why did the five interstellar pirates on the posters look just like the kids in his arms? ...Things were getting weird. —————————— On the eve of his coronation, Rong Heng was ambushed. His aircraft crashed on an unnamed planet, leaving him mortally wounded and regressed to his most humiliating form—childhood. The juvenile form of the Youmír race: white fur, brown eyes, undeveloped horns, weak as a puppy. In the depths of despair, a pair of hands lifted him from the filthy trash heap, a soft voice cooing, "Whose puppy is this? If no one wants you, you’re coming home with me." If Rong Heng could move, he’d have bitten the wrist hard, declaring that the Youmír were the most ancient and noble race in the galaxy. SCREW YOU, PUPPY!!! But later, even as the emperor, he willingly stayed by the man’s side in his weakest form, pretending to be a frail child just to monopolize his affection. [Bonus Scene] When the second child appeared in the household, Rong Heng was against it. Ruan Shiqing patted the fluffy little head and said, "He’s here to join us, not to break us apart." Later, he brought home a third child, adding, "Even with them, you’re still my favorite." Then came the fourth, fifth child... Rong Heng: Hah. A man’s words are a devil’s lies :) [CP: Fluff-loving, fairness-obsessed bottom × Jealous,hot-tempered, attention-craving bratty top. The top wears two faces—tea art level: professional 8.] ★Guidelines★ 1. 1V1, CP fixed. Only the gong is a real partner; the rest are just kids. 2. Fairytale-style fluff. Raising kids = pure joy. 3. Sci-fi setting, heavy liberties taken. Don’t overthink it.