La Mian Hua Tang De Tu Zi Novels

A mixed-blood witch finds himself transported into a cultivation world Bystander: Sword flying isn’t allowed here. Bai Lu: No worries, I ride a broom~ The sky divides twelve domains, the earth spans twelve realms. The unrivaled Xuanshan Immortal Sect stands tall, its Plum Summit Master Huo Xuexiang renowned across all twelve realms. A new disciple named Bai Lu arrives, fortunate to join the sect. Bailu: Sorry, I’ll have to start from the basics. Huo Xuexiang: Meditation? Bailu: Mandarin. Huo Xuexiang: ... Xuanshan Immortal Sect × Xuanshan Mandarin Bridge √ Prophecy A: Huo Xuexiang’s fated partner wields a broom. Huo Xuexiang: Impossible. No one in the cultivation world uses brooms as magical tools, let alone me approaching dust-sweeping objects. Prophecy B: Bailu’s other half is over 200 years her senior. Bailu: That old? No way! Cultivation novel × Hilarious chaos novel √

Tan Xiao, a descendant from a renowned family of mystics in the Chu Province, has been visited by tourists since childhood and received family education: "We are inheritors of intangible cultural heritage, inheritors of folk culture, and official mascots... You must get into a good university and return to expand and strengthen the folk cultural tourism brand." Tan Xiao: "Got it, scientific inheritance, I should choose science subjects like physics and chemistry." To his astonishment, the first time he hosted a sacrificial ritual... a miracle happened?!! Tan Xiao: ? Even more unexpectedly, the deity that appeared became his classmate. Tan Xiao: ??? Tan Xiao: Seriously, even deities nowadays have to take college entrance exams? Kong Xuan, the son of Yuan Feng, renowned for his exceptional beauty across the three realms, Transferred to the Southern Chu No. 1 High School, astonishing the entire school with his looks. Tan Xiao, addressing Kong Xuan: Have you seen where Kong Xuan went? Kong Xuan: ...You don't know what Kong Xuan looks like? Tan Xiao, severely face-blind: With so many people watching him, he must be somewhat good-looking. Kong Xuan: ... Rumor has it that Tan Xiao from Class Three is very arrogant, ignoring both classmates and teachers when passing by. Tan Xiao: …Ah, those are my classmates? Later, Kong Xuan: Come with me to capture a demon. Tan Xiao: ...Oh, can we do it after the evening self-study session? As demons and ghosts frequently appear, Tan Xiao charges to the front lines, defeating them left and right. Colleagues and monsters alike are shocked: Aren’t you supposed to be an official mascot?!

Zhou Mu was admitted to Hualing Academy, and his classmates shed tears of unity at the corners of their mouths, "Classmate, you smell so good." Want to stick with classmate Zhou Mu, want to hug classmate Zhou Mu, want to live with classmate Zhou Mu! Zhou Mu silently raised his hand, blocking his "especially hungry" label...

Modern director Ji Shuanyu travels to the Republic of China. Here, his family is impoverished, and the theater where he works is on the verge of closing. To have meat to eat, Ji Shuanyu gives it his all and returns to his old profession. He dabbles in traditional opera, offers advice on Western dramas, and, of course, can't miss out on his main field, film... The common trait of all his works is—box office hits.Upon seeing Ji Shuanyu:The opera troupe asks: "Do you want to be an actor?" The drama club asks: "Do you want to be an actor?" The film company asks: "Do you want to be an actor?"Ji Shuanyu: "No, I am a director."Opera troupe: "Chinese opera, from ancient times to the present, when did it ever need a director?" Drama club: "We're very trendy! But we're not well-adapted; audiences are dwindling, so what's the use of a director..." Film company: "Each profession is worlds apart. We're in high-tech, do you even know what a close-up shot is?"

Living people working in the underworld are called "Walking as Impermanence."Lan He mingled in the entertainment industry but, lacking connections, remained on the fringes. Initially, he refused to take on the part-time job of "Walking as Impermanence" and eating underworld meals, until he discovered... how does working in the underworld actually help in gaining fame in the living world? Lan He: It's me, the darkest rogue in the underworld, and the hottest celebrity in the living world.

He is the last dragon in the cultivation world, precious! Cute! ...and very strong! A medium-length story, beloved protagonist, with some settings from the cultivation part of "I Love Farming."

In Taoism, there are five arts: mountain, medicine, fate, appearance, and divination, using the arts to promote Tao. Zhou Jinyuan, as a Taoist healer, can tell fortunes and, more importantly, save lives. However, being a doctor who draws talismans and refines pills, especially at such a young age... he must prove in every way that he is really not a fraud! ... Zhou Jinyuan: Treating an illness? Wait a moment while I finish drawing this talisman. Patient (with a terrified face): ??? Sorry to bother you! Guide and Warning: a cheat-loaded, satisfying novel with a humanoid plugin constantly slapping faces.

Eighty years ago, Qi Shejiang was a street performer and crosstalk artist. Eighty years later, he is reincarnated in the body of a newcomer in the entertainment industry. Gaining a new life, but the path of returning to his old trade is not easy. With this face, no one believes he is a crosstalk performer; no one believes he doesn't rely on his looks to make a living. — What use does he have for this stunningly handsome face??. A short to medium-length comedy with an alternate reality setting, fabricated elements, no prototypes, and is not to be associated with any real-life scenarios.

When Cui Xichao's ancient emperor bloodline awakens, he can't suppress his royal instincts and begins... obsessively farming across various worlds. The bloodline of Emperor Yan Shennong guarantees top-tier farming. ... Cui Xichao: I love farming, farming brings me joy! A non-traditional slow-transmigration feel-good novel—whether in school, medieval times, or interstellar settings; whether with food, management, or leveling up—no world is safe from farming. Heads-up: Semi-alternate history, overpowered protagonist, and a romance subplot that’s still finding its footing. Stay or leave as you wish, critiques are welcome.

Suddenly, Xie Lingya became the owner of a small Taoist temple. The temple is flanked by a commercial street on the left, a plaza on the right, and a vegetable market in the back. Unfortunately, it is sparsely attended and extremely poor. Our goal is: to open the largest Taoist temple and burn the thickest incense! ... Xie Lingya: I am unlicensed in ghost-catching, fortune-telling, drawing talismans, and feng shui... but I know I'm a good half-immortal!

After graduating, the penniless Duan Jiaze inherits a private zoo and signs a contract to welcome creatures such as Luya, Daji, Bai Suzhen, and the Black Bear Spirit. From then on, he worries about visitor numbers even in his dreams. From then on, the first zoological park implementing a rating system appears, with visitors under 21 prohibited from seeing Luya. From then on, demons and monsters, as well as monks and Taoists in the dharma-ending age, become excited. ...Years later, at an annual meeting, Duan Jiaze and Luya perform a comedic sketch. Duan Jiaze: Luya never attended elementary school, remained unemployed for thousands of years, and later found a job at Lingyou Zoo as an "animal."Luya: ............

Yun Yanhui is a transmigrator who accidentally arrived in the Northern Song dynasty. After struggling to raise himself, he proudly became a temporary staff member at Kaifeng Prefecture. As a qualified temporary worker for the Northern Song government, he not only needs to master the skills of full-time civil servants, withstand pressure from high-ranking officials, and mingle with the masses, but also learn to bravely take the blame for mistakes. Eventually, he earns the title of the Strongest Temp, Kaifeng's Scapegoat.Guidelines and Warnings: Updated every night at 8 PM, main recepient, 1vs1, CP Zhao Yunchu. Not entirely based on history nor the original novel, with some flair, fun, and cheats, and some unfounded nonsense. Freedom in staying or leaving, feel free to throw bricks or flowers.

Huang Zhu, a modern-day transmigrator, becomes the brush of Taoist Ancestor Hongjun, the first brush in the world. He ponders that his very nature has determined his future path, which is — to vigorously promote the development of the prehistoric literary industry and get everyone involved in the art of digging pits and falling into them!A prehistoric flow not aiming for sainthood, with the protagonist becoming the first boss of the prehistoric era in an unconventional way. The love and hate affairs in the form of a prehistoric setting — A great deity: "I've lived too long, and several hundred editors have passed on QAQ." Pit King: "I'm going to seclude myself for enlightenment soon, taking a 50-year break from updating." Editor: "Nuwa has generously written the preface, and the Three Pure Saints jointly recommend it; the hardcover edition of the classic work selling tens of millions of copies across the three realms is about to be released!" Huang Zhu: "Attention all employees, please submit the list of authors delaying their manuscripts to either Manager Duke Thunder or Manager Lightning Lady from the Manuscript Chasing Department by the end of the working day..."